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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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Next year he will be there. He has to!

Feb 27th

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The Best Part Of the Academy Awards

last-ingenue: Every time Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy came up at the Oscars, I was waiting for Benedict’s face, and then it happened. It was beautiful. I cried. He was the reason I watched the Oscars ._.

Feb 27th

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kimj0ngfun: plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar

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I found more clips of Benedict and Martin telling...

Me: Who wants to hear Uncle Benedict tell a bedtime story?
Children: But Mom-
Me: Uncle Martin has one too!
Children: Mom, they're not really our un-
Me: IF I CALL THEM YOUR UNCLES, ONE DAY IT WILL IT HAPPEN. NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR UNCLES TELL A NICE LITTLE STORY.
Children: ...but-
Me: STORY.
Children: ...
Me: UNCLES.

Feb 27th

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Elton John: Hey, Benedict, are you sure you won't be missed at the Oscars?

Benedict Cumberbatch: Oh, I don't think so. It's not like my fans are watching the Oscars just to find me...

Feb 27th

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ablazing-eyes: motherfuckinglucifer: you can’t buy happiness but you can watch Supernatural and that’ll make you forget happiness exists.

Feb 27th

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BENEDICT FOR A HALF SECOND.

bbcsherlockftw: YESSSS I screamed of excitement.

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Already rooting for The Hobbit for best film...

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The rest of the Academy Awards:

alexander-sexgard: apriki: Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...

Feb 27th

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Please?

sociopath-in-a-sweatervest: 001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: Favorite character: Least Favorite character: 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Character I find most attractive: Character I would marry: Character I would be best friends with: a random thought: An unpopular opinion: my canon OTP: Non-canon OTP: most badass character: pairing I am not a fan of: ...

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